Patent pending

[Phenomaly]

Gives-girls-gossip-to-try-to-win-favor boy: You know what -I- heard last night? I heard that after the beach party, Elissa one-upped Syd's rocket-powered water skis by building a hoverbike entirely out of seashells!

Only-green-because-it's-trendy girl: Oh, that is SO awesome! And so green! I wonder if she used solar power for the engine...?

Elissa: *passes them in the hallway* Sea turtles.

Gives-girls-gossip-to-try-to-win-favor boy: Wait, what? That makes no sense...how would you even...

Only-green-because-it's-trendy girl: She is soooooo cool!