Casanova

[Wyatt Wyborn]

Anonymous girl 1: So... has Casanova hit on you yet?

Anonymous girl 2: No. And who's Casanova.

Anonymous girl 1: New boy. The one with the shy act. And it's totally an act.

Anonymous girl 2: What makes you say that?

Anonymous girl 1: Haven't you heard? He's been here like, a little over a week and he's already playing every girl who falls for that "aw, gee whiz, shucks" thing he does.

Anonymous girl 2: Like who?

Anonymous girl 1: Well... he's asked that new girl -- Kristal? Kristin? -- to the prom, but guess who he's been sitting in the garden with?

Anonymous girl 2: Who?

Anonymous girl 1: You'll never guess.

Anonymous girl 2: I said, "who?"

Anonymous girl 1: The first name starts with a M...

Anonymous girl 2: C'mon, just tell me who it is!

Anonymous girl 1: Pft! If you don't want to play along, I'm not telling you!

Anonymous girl 2: Okay... M... M... um...

Anonymous girl 1: Who's the last M you'd suspect?

Anonymous girl 2: No!

Anonymous girl 1: Yes!

Anonymous girl 2: Oh em gee...