Young Love!

[Diya Behari]

Girl who reads too many romance novels: Did you guys hear about that girl on the football team? The one who ran off last night? No one's seen her since!

Girl covered in literal peach fuzz: Um, so? I thought we didn't care about what the football players do?

Girl who reads too many romance novels: Ever since they start mysteriously disappearing. AND, that guy Roach? He's in my third period class. He's always there, but he's gone today, too.

Girl covered in literal peach fuzz: Ew, he's gross. Can we go back to charting which cheerleader is dating who? I'm confused about the blonde one right now...

Girl who reads too many romance novels: But isn't it mysterious? The two of them, friends since she first came to Westbrook, are suddenly missing? Maybe they ran away together! They could be flying to Las Vegas right now to get married! *sighs* So romantic.

[Brodi Andrews]

Boy with Moss as Sideburns : Hey! Guys, you'll never guess what happened. I was in first period History class just sort of nodding off when that Roach guy just walked in.

Surprisingly Ordinary Girl : So?

Boy with Moss as Sideburns : He's not in my class. And it was like fifteen minutes after the bell. He just walked in like he owned the place, interrupted the teacher, and asked where Diya was.

Surprisingly Ordinary Girl : The kicker? I heard a rumor that the two of them were having a couple fight.

Boy With Moss as Sideburns : You should have seen the kid. He looked pissed. Copped an attitude with the teacher before stomping out.

Surprisingly Ordinary Girl : Man. He's just looking for a reason to get kicked out these days. You know, I heard it was he who put up those pro-Psionic Evolved fliers.

Boy With Moss as Sideburns : Psionics, man. Psionics...

[David Hurt]

Green girl: I haven't seen Diya since she, uhh...

Cyborg you've never met: Stormed out of the game in a perfect storm of huff, pout, choke, and fail?

Green girl: You know you don't have to sit here, right?

Cyborg: Know who else you didn't see? Here's a hint, he's got white hair and is named after a Roach.

Green: Wasn't exactly looking for him.

Cyborg: Don't worry your veridian little head over it. Chances are they're just off on another of their well-publicized benders.

[Roach Copeland]

Talon-Finger Guy : Hey, Mitch. Do you wanna go halfsies on a Roomba?
'Mitch' : What? Why would we want to do that?
Talon-Finger Guy : Cause Roach and Diya got married and he's expecting wedding presents.
'Mitch' : What?! No way, buddy. That's total bull. Why would they even do that?
Talon-Finger Guy : Well, Melissa in my Chemistry class heard it from Billy at the Movies that Roach was going to get deported. So that's where they were! You can get married at seventeen, buddy! I looked it up!
'Mitch' : I still think it's bull.
Talon-Finger Guy : Roach has a ring on his finger!
'Mitch' : Oh shit... she put a ring on it?!

[Faige Harrison]

Tori Walker: "Hey Jitters! I heard Matt got a Magic Bullet for Dee and Roach... dude what happened to your arm?"

Jitters: "I... uhm.. oh... I f...fell down the stairs again... What's a magic b..bullet?"

Tori Walker: "It's a sex toy! Who knew Matt was that freaky!"

Jitters: "Gross. I don't wanna think of Matt like that"

Tori Walker giggles: "I bet he and Lark have one or something..."

Jitters: "Gross Tori! Did the uhm... did the hats come in yet?"

Tori Walker: "You lost your hat again?"

Jitters: "... Maybe"