Is He for Real?

[Etienne Mbane]

Simon wanders into the lunch room with a stunned look on his face. "OK, I think the guy is nuts. I just ran into my roommate, Etienne, in the office complaining about his report card. Was it about bad grades? No, of course not. That would have made sense, and the universe would have collapsed. He was saying there was no way he could have gotten an 'A' in math, given his test scores, and wants to find out what happened."

[Cadence Calloway]

The short kid that smells like old cheese says: Y'know, that Cadence chick was saying the same thing this morning at breakfast! I'm all like this...if they screwed up and it works out in your favor, just go with it!

[Lorne Hazlewood]

The gothy chick adds I saw Tosh get called in to Mr. Herrera's office. There's some serious stuff going down. You know she hacks computers with her mind. I just bet you she has all A's.

[Zach Long]

The really short girl who talks really really fast chimes in "Why would she do that to just herself and not everyone else I mean that's really really dumb just giving herself all A's and then failing everyone else I didn't think she was that full of herself I heard that goth kid - not you - talking really weird about how unfair it was and he just sounded like a whiny little girl but I guess his grades were totally flipped and he wound up with an A in math and F's in everything else and he was all worried about someone being mad at him that Tosh girl is really really mean if she did all this I wonder what flavor Jello they made for lunch today?

[Lorne Hazlewood]

Lorne Hazlewood tells everyone he knows I just overheard in the office that it's not a system bug, some one is changing the grades. And they've already fixed it but every time they do they just keep changing them right back! This is some serious stuff. Who ever is doing this is gonna end up in a crap load of trouble.