Mother Lover

[Eddie Brunts]

"Did you hear the news? That fat guy, Eddie, is taking his mother to Prom!"

"Oh my god, he is not! He -IS- not!"

"I'm totally serious! I heard him talking to his mom on his cellphone. He told her this was one of those 'Son-Mother Dances' that they host in the South or something. Isn't that the craziest thing you ever heard?"

"Oh my god! This is why you're supposed to work out and eat right. Cause if you don't, you get mother issues!"