Nilesh's New Squeeze?

[Roach Copeland]

Surfer Kid With Shades: Man, bro, did you hear 'bout Cory? Nilesh was 'bout to totally bust him up good and then he just, you know, lets him go! Out of the blue.

Floppy Eared Girl: Really? Why'd he go and do that?

Surfer Kid With Shades: Well, get this! That Diya girl was starin' him down and everythin'! And he was like worried and let Cory go! And then Diya walked up to him and they started makin' out like craziness. Like whoa! Like 'gnarly'.

Floppy Eared Girl: Seriously!? Like right there in the hallway?

Surfer Kid With Shades: Well, I wasn't there but Kim told me and Kurt told her cause his friend Allen said he heard Alice talkin' 'bout it to Krista who -totes- was there when it happened! It was totes disgusting!

Floppy Eared Girl: That's sooooooo gross! <Pauses> And so romantic!