Asparagus spears

[Bronka Hajjar]

A dark-haired boy with bad acne says: You know that guy Eli who makes plants grow? He's some kind of vegan-fanatic or something. Today he made all the asparagus in the cafeteria grow really tall and attack the frozen meat delivery guy. Dude barely made it out alive!

[Cadence Calloway]

The short kid who smells like cheese says: Totally not true! It's all a Nemesis plot! That Eli is one of them auto...deal..things...and anyway, the plants so killed that delivery guy, and Eli replaced him with another one of things auto guys!

[Taylor Brenton]

The girl with the hot pink fake-nails blows a bubble and says: I heard asparagus attacked the meat delivery guy and now he's a cyborg.

[Lorne Hazlewood]

The kid who looks at the Kleenex after he blows his nose just a little too long says I heard Eli is a cyborg with Asperger's and he attacked the meat delivery guy.