A Whale of a Tale

[Zach Long]

"I kid you not, Lacy! The freak was jumping around in the water like a...a dolphin or something! And he was smiling, too. You know him, he never smiles!"

"Roger, it's, like, ten below outside, there's no way he was swimming in the port! Besides, doesn't the whole smiling thing kinda ruin his reputation? I thought goths only have fun when something dies or they're worshiping Satan or some stuff. Now here, help me. These books are heavy."