Somewhere to put a Cork in it

[Diya Behari]

Girl reading the paper in the commons: Why does it say Cor - Derrick was from King’s Row? Doesn’t his dad live somewhere in Talos?

Smelly boy: He was homeless. Probably living in a dumpster out in King’s Row.

Starry-eyed girl: I thought he moved in with a girlfriend? Total cougar. Meow.

Mike Jackson: Nah, he got his own place out there. Some little dump. He kept promising the football team he was gonna throw an awesome kegger but...yeah. We all know how that turned out.