Graffitied Villains

[Brodi Andrews]

Jitters: Eddie! Buddy!

Eddie: Good morning, Mister --

Jitter: Jitters, Eddie. Just Jitters.

Eddie: Oh. I am sorry, Jitters. How can I be of assistance?

Jitters: Huh? Oh, no! I just wanted to know if you saw the Villains this morning?

Eddie: Gracious, me. I hope they are all right --

Jitters: They're fine! But apparently someone broke into their rooms last night and drew on their faces! Diya has like a monocle and a mustache-- oh! And eyes on her eyelids. Cassandra? She has whiskers like a cat --

Eddie: Gracious!

Jitters: Brook's drone have like pirate scars all over her face. The best one is Roach! Someone drew a penis on his cheek!

Eddie: Oh dear... Perhaps we should send them something to make them feel better?

Jitters: What? Oh we don't need to do - gak!

Eddie: Watch out!

<Jitters trips over a unattended broom and lands right against the fire alarm, accidentally activating it. The fire alarm sounds!>