Cork

[Diya Behari]

A group of students in the commons after classes on Friday:

Blonde girl: "Did you guys see the fight today?"

Extremely tall boy: "That Roach kid totally wailed on that football player. It was priceless!"

Bobby "Junebug": "That wasn't wailing. It was a lucky hit. Then Cork blasted him."

Blonde girl: "I heard Cork got arrested for assault!"

Junebug: "I didn't see the cops around."

Extremely tall boy: "He got his ass expelled"

Shark-toothed boy, passing through: "I heard from Melinda, who heard it from her roommate the office aide, that Cork gave Herrera the finger and walked off campus."

Junebug: "Whatever, man. I hope they kick Roach out too."