Westbrook Academy for Metahumans: Forums

The short kid that smells like old cheese says: Hey, y'know that new girl Cadence? I saw her walk into class and there were burn holes on the sleeves of her shirt, and she smelled all smokey. I think she's a pyromaniac. Seriously! Only someone messed up in the head sets their clothes on fire....

Etienne listens to the kid, then muses out loud, "You know, mon amis, back home, if you fell in de bad water, der be dem leeches dat come and eat on you. De only way to get rid of dem was to put a bit of fire on dey tails..."

The chubby sarcastic kid rolls his eyes, "Oh yeah, I'm SURE that's what happened. She was attacked my leaches. 'sides. I saw her burning creamer packets behind the school one day. Total pyro."

The space case (and suspected stoner): All the burny kids are, like, always pyros. How come they're never not pyros? Like, the opposite. Like, pyro...phobi....ac...al. Or whatever. Y'know?