Homecoming King

[Guillermo Espinosa]

Shapeshifting Valley-Girl : So who are you going to vote for for homecoming king and queen?

Runny-nosed Werewolf : I dunno, Mia's cupcakes were pretty good. So probably her and her boyfriend.

Shapeshifting Valley-Girl : Didn't they just break up?

Runny-nosed Werewolf : Oh um. Then what about that hot running back with the ponytail and whoever he's asking?

Shapeshifting Valley-Girl : I don't think he's running...or something?

Runny-nosed Werewolf : Oh uh...the kicker?

Shapeshifting Valley-Girl : Didn't she quit too?

Runny-nosed Werewolf : Then stop asking me god I don't know!

Shapeshifting Valley-Girl : ...Jeez is it that time of month?

Runny-nosed Werewolf : Hey!

Shapeshifting Valley-Girl : I meant the full moon...jeez.

[Matthew Quest]

Phil, the boy with antlers, turns the corner: "Dudes! You've got it all wrong. Matt Quest is taking that stoner Brodi and running! He broke up Mia and whatshisname, and Chase is just too intimidated to run. Dee is like, pregnant or something... don't you guys keep up on the gossip? I ask Zach, that kid with the huge ears."