Someone did WHAT?!?

[Etienne Mbane]

Simon walked into the boys locker room to dress for gym class, and everyone was laughing, or talking in small groups about the same thing.

"What's up, guys?"

"Hey, Simon. You hear?"

"Hear what?"

"We don't know who did it, but every toilet on campus was filled with those little rubber ducks. They got the ones in the school, the ones in the bunker, even most of the ones in the dorms."

"No way."

"They did. I even heard they managed to get the one in the teacher's lounge. But we'll never know about that."

Simon couldn't help himself. He laughed. "Who did it?"

"No one knows. It's hilarious."