Ohhh, emm-gee.

[Arthur Rawlings]

The blonde cheerleader with thumbbraces for her blackberry: "Omigawd, have you seen Gary?"

The blonde cheerleader who can spell both 'black' and 'berry' 90% of the time: "Um. Huh! No, is he sick?"

"Ugh, he wishes. Totally in hiding. The whole team's been totally ragging him, like, nonstop since the video. I hear he's dropping football. Jen said she heard he's gonna transfer this summer."

"Aww, poor guy. He was such a cutie-patootie."

"You know, Ar did it. The video, the pictures. All of it."

"What'd Gary do to him?"

"Nothing! Ar just went all, like, evil. He's a total psycho asshole."

"I thought midgets were supposed to be funny."