Creepy New Kid

[Etienne Mbane]

The Bookish kid complained at Lunch, "Ugh, I got a new roommate, and he is -creepy-. He put up some kind of shrine in his corner of the room, and get this: There's some kind of alligator skull right in the middle of it."

[Bronka Hajjar]

A pale acne-scarred boy says: Dude, that's no alligator skull. It belonged to Jason, that mutant kid who went missing over the summer.

[Lorne Hazlewood]

Sally-says-alot adds, "I remember Jason! He totally asked me out one time. Awkward! There's no way it belonged to him though, cause I saw Jason like two weeks ago at the mall. Why would some one keep an alligator skull though? I heard he's from Louisiana. Maybe it's like the thing where people in Texas keep cow skulls... or bull skulls or whatever. I saw it on TV once. It's like a symbol of fertility or something. I don't know how that translates, but there ya go. Oh yeah! You said it was some kinda shrine? Maybe he's in to the magic stuff. I heard Kim does that. Do you think there's a lot of magic people in Louisiana? Isn't Kim from New Orleans? Wait, is New Orleans in Mississippi? No... it's in Louisiana. I wonder if they've ever been to Mardi Gras? I hear it's cool. I want to go one year but I don't think my parents would be for it. Do you remember the time we had the king cake for Mardi Gras in the cafeteria and Nilesh chipped a tooth on the prize. I thought he was gonna flip. Man, now I want cake. I wonder if they still have some left. I'm gonna go check."