Nerds playing 'Dungeons and Dragons'

[Roach Copeland]

Squeeky-Voiced Dungeon Master- "And suddenly, the shadows attack from the darkness! You reach for your blade-'

Mouse-Eared Girl - "Speaking of blades, I think that new kid has one with him."

Surprisingly Athletic Player - "Who?"

Mouse-Eared Girl - "Bug Boy. Roach, I think? Anyways, he has a blade"

Surprisingly Athletic Player - "How do you figure?"

Mouse-Eared Girl - "I saw him pull out one of those switch blades- Or I think it was. It was after he ran into some of Nilesh's gang. They got into a pushing match and I saw the new kid grab something that looked like one of those switch blades. It was barely out of his pocket when a teacher came to split the fight up so he stashed it again"

Surprisingly Athletic Player - "So, it could have been a switch comb or just a stick or something?"

Mouse-Eared Girl- "Well, I don't know. Maybe? It looked like one of those switch blades that greasers had in 'Rebel Without a Cause' but -"

Squeeky-Voiced Dungeon Master - "Unacceptable! Lose two hundred points of experience for interrupting game play for this trivial matter! And you guys have to refill the Cheetoe bowl!"